The Olson Scale

Perhaps I feel a bit bad leaving the Olson bit hanging without any type of explanation.

The "Olson" scale is a measurement of anger, except, there's a twist (if you knew Olson, you'd understand the twist).

The Olsons run backwards. From 1 (the highest any normal human can attain, though deities and constipated Jeremies(sic) can run almost 0, where 0 is infinite unrecoverable anger) to ∞ (this is usually reserved for those enlightened, and those who have completed Ninja Gaiden Black on it's most difficult setting and have sworn never to play again).

You can also augment your Olson factor by dissipating any fecal threat with a level more difficult than cobalt picture window. Also, I hear shooting people works well.