Dear Association

It has gotten to the point where you need to start giving me reasons to pay.  I signed up to have my life dictated by you people to tell me when I can and can't water my grass, or where I can park because the benefits outweighed the penalties.  It has gotten to the point where you refuse to do anything about the light outside and you refuse to clear snow from my drive way.

I will start a revolution.  Believe me, I'm that kind of pain in the ass.