Centennial

Our friend Eric the Pirate on "talk like a pirate day":

Dreaming about peeing:

I've never seen one of these that wasn't punched in. The button is below it, you retards:

I beg to differ:

 The Mitchum Ad People Suck:

In Retrospect

An interesting segway of my "childhood", when file sharing maintained a pseudo-legal status (mostly that no one was getting sued), I managed to stay away from television.

Not all of it, obviously I was watching star trek, but I didn't see a single music video for any song between 1995 and 2001. Internet radio stations... or "Shoutcasts" had taken up a majority of my time (because actual file sharing was too tedious over dial up) and a lot of the music really appealed to me.

But what was I missing?

A lot.

Thanks to YouTube, I can go back in to my past and replay all those lost musical moments. Let's just say I'm glad I missed them when I did.

Everyone was retarded.

Seriously... no socially redeeming aspects to any of them.

I'll prove my point. I'm a huge Sting fan, so it pains me to do this.

For the stupid hair alone.

Sincerest Form of Flattery

I love the McFlurry™.

To me, on the market, on any market, there is no more blatant a rip off of another company's developed and successful product. Even beyond the iPod clones.

I was working at McDonald's when they rolled out the McFlurry™, I know what kind of shit they were trying to pull.

Here's how it works, they fill a cup full of their signature ice cream, then they drop some topping on top. Then, they stick a special spoon in to the mix, which clips in to the McFlurry™ machine and is supposedly going to stir your McFlurry™ until it realizes a near Blizzard™ consistency.

But the reality of it is that the person that's making your McFlurry™ doesn't give two shits about how your McFlurry™ tastes because he makes $6.25 an hour... and the only reason he got that is because he's a crew lead (meaning he's the only one of the 10 people they hired over the summer that didn't quit with the coming school year).He held the McFlurry™ in the machine just long enough to make it look like he made an effort. But he didn't. The only thing mixed at the bottom is the ice cream and the little bit of topping the McFlurry™ spoon took to the bottom.

Enjoy your delicious McFlurry™.