Modesty Forlorn

I can no longer utilize the rest room facilities at work.

While Jeremy certainly spent days making a ruckus over the "ass joint", I had never come to believe any of these fables. I had always thought he was creating some drama for his blog's sake.

Yesterday, however, left me in disbelief. Seeing what I have seen, I now know that there is one sick (both in a physical and psychological sense) son of a bitch working here.

I can say no more without compromising my Taco Bell.

Just trust me.

Don't ever use the bathroom here.