Sorry Dad.
There are million things in the world that I would love to get you.
Fuck, there are a million things in the world that you would love to get for yourself. I know you're thinking about a new car... and a new tv. And that you just spent a small fortune on Mom for Mother's day. Don't get me wrong, I love Mom, too. We all know that she's a great woman, and she's been thru a lot... and that she could kill us all at a moment's notice.
It's not really Mom's fault, though, is it? But seriously, why the fuck is Father's day so close to Mother's day? Can't we split this shit up? Put Mother's day in March, and Father's day in... fucking... August, I don't know. How the fuck am I supposed to afford to give gifts to both of you?
In conclusion, I hope you enjoy the Bluetooth headset. I got it on sale... at Amazon.com.
I also saved 5 bucks in shipping for trying Amazon Prime.
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