Prozium for the masses

Here's my thought of the day: Your life is much better than you think it is, but you're obsessed with all the things that are wrong with it to notice that things are actually pretty nice.

That's aimed at no one in particular, but if it makes you feel better, great. If not, continue to complain, and I'll scheme to fuckin' fight club your ass and kidnap you from your shitty job and threaten to kill you. Then I'll release you and the next day of your life will be the best day ever. So will the day after that. And the day after that.

About a week later, the elation of being alive will pass and you'll start to sink back in to the grind. But if you forget to appreciate all the things in your life that are going well, we'll have to start the cycle all over again. Then you'll be wasting my time. And I might just off you instead.

Don't tempt me.